mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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charlesoberonn:

intheendtheylljudgemeanyways:

so i was at the mall today following this black couple with a baby and the baby starts crying and the father said “yo aint nobody wants to hear that shit” and the baby stopped crying instantaneously. it was the most amazing thing ive ever witnessed 

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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guy:

don’t fuck with people that have ugly pics of you

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legendxofxzach:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

There are two kinds of people

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spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

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