slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via bitchslappinq)

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via bitchslappinq)

pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via bitchslappinq)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via bitchslappinq)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via bitchslappinq)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via bitchslappinq)

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

(via bitchslappinq)

warmpastry:

CUZ THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY

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AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

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BABY I’M JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

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SHAKE IT OFF SHAKE IT OFF WOOHOO

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(via baelor)

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

(Source: ditchtheworldd, via lo-faith-ve)

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

(via lo-faith-ve)

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

(via whydotheykeeptakingmine)