scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

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glna:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh

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xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

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  • parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

poptarter:

all i want in the world is for my children to have access to a pokemon build a bear

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windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

image

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jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

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babybehemoth:

Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out

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